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Friday, February 11, 2011

Well, Today Sucked

Viv is still stuck in the mental construct/labyrinth/whatever the hell you want to call it. Reach is in trouble. Jeff...I don't even KNOW what Jeff is up to, but...damn it, you people and your habit of getting into trouble?

Actually, I am sort of one of "you people" now considering what happened to me today...

So I'm walking back from class and Minecraft Creeper (thanks to Chester for the new nickname) started following me. It took me about three seconds to get freaked out and ask him what he wants.

"You have very delicious despair."

"What?!"

(Seriously, that's the first thing he said to me. And the conversation only got weirder from there.)

Creeper: I saw your entry. It is really quite funny, how helpless you are.

Me: Go to hell [side note: this wasn't as brave as it sounded. I was stammering like nuts].

Creeper: Why else do you think he likes you so much? You are very emotional.

Me: What does that have to do with anything?

Creeper: You were right about him. He feeds off fear. He feeds off you. [About here he proceeded to ignore my personal space, getting too close for comfort] I do not think he will decide to kill you just yet. You are a very good source of fear. Playing with your food and all.

Me: ...Well, if I'm so delicious, then where the hell has he run off to?

Creeper: He has other things to worry about. But do not worry. He will be back.

Me: ..Look, what are you, a Renevant? Do you just follow him for fun? Is this fun for you, you sick f...

Creeper: [Suddenly grabs me and gets REALLY pissed] DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?! HE WANTS YOU ALIVE!! YOU WOULD ALREADY BE DEAD IF HE DID NOT!! YOU ARE PART OF THE PLAN!! YOU GAVE HIM A NAME!! YOU...

Right about here I gave him pepper spray to the face.

The fact that he acted like I freaking ripped out his small intestine with my bare hands means that I was probably right about him being a Renevant. I know pepper spray hurts like hell, but he was screaming like I'd jabbed out his eyes and given him a lobotomy. Yes, campus PD got involved, and no, I'm not in trouble. Apparently this university doesn't take kindly to harassment and what was basically assault.

So basically we have Viv stuck, Reach in danger, Jeff having some crazy plan of craziness and me being confronted by Creeper and told I'm basically Slender food. Great. Fan-freaking-tastic.

If you'll excuse me, I'm going to sit in a corner and cry now.

~Alora

4 comments:

  1. Minecraft Creeper. I love it. Especially with his space-invading tendencies. xD

    --Chester

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  2. traumatizing. I am sorry you had to go through that, it must have been the fright of your life.

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  3. @Scott: Thanks. I needed that. :)

    @Chester: Yeah, it did seem fitting. He never had a concept of personal space even before he started acting all...Renevant-y. Is that a word? Screw it, it is now. I should be allowed to use Buffy Speak if I want, dammit.

    @Remnant: It was pretty freaky, but I'm over the initial shock. Now it's back to more suckage. Thanks, though. :)

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